was playing on the radio on the way home tonight. Bonnie Raitt, you are mah woman.
a few things I have discovered as I am pulling this impossible all nighter to pack/clean for Europe.
-a dunce cap belongs on my head. pronto. apparently, I don't know the difference between the cities and countries of Europe. idiot. can you tell i've been out of school for a while? gee willies!
-how in the world would one pack several necklaces on a journey? by unclasping each one, then putting each end through a plastic straw & clasping again. BRILLIANT GOOD SIR!
-there's quite a few hairballs on my floor. just walking through my carpet births a new fur baby. it's def. time to vacuum.
-I would like an in&out burger slathered with animal sauce.
-There's this chinese fast food restaurant by my work..and they had a "smaller portions" special. I got beef & broccoli for only $1.89. And it tasted like a $1.89. Hmm, can you say..boiled cartilage anyone? YECK! (i wanna wipe my tongue as i'm describing this cuz i can taste it again =T) anyway.. I had a feeling that there would be a kickboxing match once it fought its way into my internals. well guess what..that stinkin' $1.89 beef & broccoli got me feeling all kinds of shut up and bloated and heavy like a sumo wrestler. it won't come out and is convinced my stomach is a Disneyland. agh. teacup ride your way outta there, yah nasty! sorry if this is just TMI. it's 3:33 in the morning and my brain is gone. gone. gone...
-Lord please please please don't let me sit next to a stinky man on the plane who breathes heavily, farts discreetly..but we all know THAT MESS AIN'T DISCREET!!!!!!!! UH UH IT AIN'T HONEY! and smells like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...not..that....i...ever...had that happen.. *huge smile*
-i will miss my pup jingles
-i wanna go to sleeeeeeeep. but i can't. enough procrastinating..back to slee....packing! sleeeeeep....packing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay. i'm going to europe. wake me up...
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